How Will I Die?

Have you ever wanted to know how you will die?

If you've ever wanted to know how you will die, then this is the app for you. This app scans your finger and determines the most likely cause of death for you. Your cause of death will always be the same, since fate has already decided how you will die.

*Note: This app can in no way determine how you will die, it is just a joke. Your fingerprints are not really scanned or recorded in any way.