The Universe Hates You

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Do you ever wish you could get a random note from the universe telling you just how much you suck? Well, now you can! With The Universe Hates You, you'll get professionally curated insults delivered straight to your phone.

Insults are sent at random times on random days, which means you'll never know when the next one is coming. Just when you think your day is going well... boom! Soul-crushing burn. Or just when your day couldn't get any worse... boom! Huge blow to your self-esteem.

If you find an insult that particularly speaks to you and your insecurities, pass it along to a friend, so they can feel just as shitty as you do!

WARNING: this app is mean. It says mean things to you. There are a ton of offensive words used. Please do not download if you're not into that sort of thing.

Icon created with art from https://thenounproject.com/vrrfrr/. Insults are community-generated and ideas should be sent to theuniverse@actioncatlabs.com.