Office Body

Dupe the boss into believing you are working when in fact u are not even there.

Office Body is the ultimate productivity tool.

Turn him on and leave your phone in the cube. Simply walk away.

He will make office sounds so you appear to be working hard. You can go to the gym for a workout, get your nails done, look at cars you can't afford, sneak out and skateboard, etc. The sky is the limit! You may even get promoted! Hope you like him as much as he loves you. Oh and don't forget to flick his ear now and then.